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Ahhh... sagging tits. So you find yourself here searching for a definition of saggy tits, eh chap? Well, it should be obvious, but let's consider...there are many types of saggy tits. A Very scientific measurement of saggy tits is the pencil test. If a chick can hold a pencil under her tit using no hands, the writing utensil held only by the weight and flap of her udder, she fails the pencil test, thus having saggy tits. Bear in mind, there are many levels of saggy, and just because a chick can hold a pencil with her tit, doesn't make her unbangable. Actually, a soft, supple pair of tits, from a handful to beyond is far more desirable than hard nubby barely theres. Way better for titty fucking, and they bounce and jiggle quite nicely.
"Bro... shes hot n all, but... saggy titties much??"
"Dude, best titty fuck ever, and do they bounceee!!!!"
When you expose/display your tits on Skype, usually after begging, and/or because you wanted to.
Skype titties are not an easy thing to come by, and not just anyone should get them. Before giving Skype titties, you should be sassy and tease the potential receiver of Skype titties. You should also not give in easily to their begging.
Girl: "My boyfriend wanted Skype titty last night but I was not into it at all."
Breasts that have huge,black areolas the size of throw rugs and resemble well seasoned cast iron skillets.Commonly found on Afro-Americans,Hindis,Pakis,central and south american women.
You just know Oprah has them big ole skillet titties.
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The act of putting a hockey puck top shelf, glove side, of a goalie.
Oh, shit dude! Steve put that Top Titty on Dan!
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A females titties that point outward or to the side in the shape of a banana.
Guy 1: Hey did you check out jodi harrisons banana titties last night?
Guy 2: ya they slope and are pointy.
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Titty-blinded is when an individual makes an ill-informed decision due to the presence of breasts (titties) in the area. This can range from wanting to hit up a girl that is otherwise uninteresting/bitchy, but is attractive (usually nice tits) to merely being influenced into a decision because of women in the vicinity.
Similar to BTS, but not exclusively due to "big tits."
Oftentimes, the expression can be used by waving a hand in front of the face (a la NBA player DeShawn Stevenson's "I can't feel my face" motion) while expressing that an individual has been "titty-blinded." The motion can also be used without saying the phrase out loud to express the symptom more covertly.
"Yo, Angela is a bitch. I can't believe you're trying to hit that up. You're titty-blinded!"
"Don't get titty-blinded by that girl. She's trouble."
"Why did you decide to go to that lame bar? Were you titty-blinded?"
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