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tms

too much sperm is a problem for 100% of men. it occurs as often as a period but worse. a man might make some bad decisions with tms maybe a massage. suga sean suffers everyday.

tim- suga do you have tms right now

suga- not anymore jobin

by jobin November 22, 2021


TMS

Abbreviation for The Moribund Society.

:Attending the TMS meeting later?
:I can’t, people are in my way.

by A plant🌱 December 31, 2021


TMS

An abbreviation for "talking my shit." Used when someone is complaining or venting about a certain topic that aggravates them.

Person 1: "Sorry you gotta hear this bro, I just needed to TMS."

by King_May16 April 21, 2017


TMS

Twisted Metal Syndrome. A period of time when you want to fit various guns and missiles on your car and go on a rampage after playing a violent driving game like Twisted Metal, hence the name. Basicaly, another word for GTA Syndrome, minus the weapons on your vehicle.

Pedestrian: AHHH! Fuck, you shot me!!!

Driver: Oh, sorry. I seem to have TMS.

by RidleyOmega April 5, 2010


TMS

Take Me Serious

I’m just telling jokes so don’t tms.

by Papiilexxo February 20, 2019


TMS

take my soul

"hes so fucking hot.. like tms"

by driabobia April 23, 2017


tms

Tell me something

Guy:tms;)
Girl: I’m lesbian

by megafaggot0x August 19, 2018