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Lotus

The most perfect and beautiful partner and or person to exist

"Have you met lotus?"

"Oh you mean the lotus that's perfect in every way? Yeah i've meet xem

by Whytfdoihavethisapp January 12, 2023


Lotus

Professional Rocket League player that's secretly noncing on small children

A kid went missing in Stoke the other day, must have been Lotus

by PooPoo69.420 January 6, 2020


lotus

the most beautiful and kind man to exist. number one boyfriend. truly the sweetest. you wont ever find a better friend. a more caring and lovable soul. theres' not enough words in the world to describe how amazing he is. if you have one, never let go an lose it. treasure and keep him safe. he has the best style. the hottest face. the most attractive existence. his body is amazing. he doesn't make you feel like shit. hes understanding. i love him

did you see that boys style?
yeah, its lotus. hes always dressed cool
he's so amazing

by jupiterbaby February 17, 2019


the lotus

The lotus is a smart type of flower that is good at playing any type of TERA class. While the lotus is very strong he is also very perv and likes lolis.

Hey did you see the lotus posted loli pics again on Sari's discord?
Yeah man, but it's ok because he's good!

by Sari-thedream October 3, 2017


Lotus-Eaterology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia
French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Lotus-Eaterology:

A field pertaining to the study of lotus eating. Eating the narcotic lotus plant is said to induce a peaceful, apathetic, dreamy, and languorous state of mind and being. In Greek mythology, Odysseus and his crew happened upon an island of "lotus-eaters", some fell into the ethereal trance of the lotus but Odysseus forced them to swallow the hard red pill and dragged them back to the ship of reality.

And so I says to Mabel, I says... little Bobby-John has been dewdropping under the guise of pursuing a PhD in Lotus-Eaterology.

by ra ramses April 18, 2018


lotus leaf

A woman who is very difficult to arouse. As per the wikipedia entry for superhyrdophobicity 'the leaves of the lotus plant.... are extremely difficult to wet.'

"I went home with her yeah, but she was a total lotus leaf."

by sockdemon January 7, 2024


Timid flour lotus

The process of making and eating a cake inside of a vagina
Step 1- dump flour in the vaginal canal

Step 2- put 2 eggs in vaginal canal
Step 3 - mix by inserting dick and thrusting

Step 4- put blow dryer into vagina and cook the eggs and flour with it

Step 5- procide with eating it out of her vagina

Let’s make a timid flour lotus tonight wanda

by Frodo dojo April 22, 2024