Fake Airpods Owner

Calling someone this will absolutely ruin them. They will be forced into social outcast for the rest of their school life until they change their appearance, usually bleaching their hair, making themselves look like they just had molten gold spilled all over themselves.

Hey, that blonde really looks like the fake airpods owner we saw back then in high school

the airpod

the act of cumming in someones ears and letting it dry

ethan: my boyfriend gave me the airpod
jesus: only one?
Ethan: yeah he was lazy

SpongeBob Airpod Case

SpongeBob Airpod Case lmao

nice SpongeBob Airpod Case bro
thanks
lmao

national give your boyfriend back his airpods day

give me my airpods back

its national give your boyfriend back his airpods day give them back now

two airpods, one case

A more modern version of, “two peas in a pod.” It’s when you and another individual(s) thinking/actions are so closely related that it’s uncanny.

We both wanted to get them a fruit basket for their birthday, we really are two airpods, one case!