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The Republican gouvenour of Texas and a candidate for the Republican nomination for the presidential election in 2012.
He believes that you can pray away forest fires and calls the recession a punishment from God. According to him, the problems facing America and the state of Texas are to great to be solved by humans, so he got 30.000 people together in a big sports stadium to pray for the future...instead of, you know, doing something about the issues.
The next few days, the Dow Jones plummeted. God must really hate Rick Perry.
Executions give him a big ol' boner. 234 on them since he's been govenour.
Of course, he is a against abortion and homosexuality for no other reason than "Jesus said it's wrong". He's against social security aswell, calling it an "illegal Ponzi scheme".
In most Western countries, nobody would take this idiot seriously and would probably be labeled a fascist, but in America he is a serious candidate for the Rep. nomination for presidency. Thank you, Fox News and stupid people. Thank you.
Rick Perry is somewhere in between George W. Bush and Adolf Hitler.
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Rick Disneck is a fictional gymnast featured on a very well-known Australian comedy album from the 1980s.
The album, Wired World of Sports by the Twelfth Man (Billy Birmingham), is a parody of Channel Nine's Wide World of Sports, a Sunday sports wrap-up program that ran for many years. The album satirises the presenters and features footage or interviews with imaginary sports stars, usually with funny names such as "female" bodybuilder Anna Bolic ("Oh my God, Oh my God, a testicle has just popped out of her costume!" "HER costume???!!!"), the Russian weightlifter Popavalium Andropoff (who suffered the fate all weightlifters dread, when his guts came flying out of his arsehole), or the Mexican-Japanese boxer Zalos Karate.
Rick Disneck, or "wrecked his neck" is based on American gymanst Brian Meeker, whose early 80's collision with a pommel horse is one of the most famous sporting accidents of all time (see youtube or a "Top 20 Sporting Blunders" show). The interview, hosted by presenter Darrell Eastlake, takes place with a presumably convalescing Rick. Throughout the interview, Rick barely talks above a slow, wheezy whisper as he discusses his many injuries ("I crushed my larynx and ruptured my spleeeen") and how the accident happened.
Well worth a listen if you can get it, although the Australian Rules football and cricket stuff is probably over most American heads. Later albums continued the trend of names with funny meanings, most notably of Indian, Sri Lankan and Pakistani cricketers.
Ask any Australian male over 25 who Rick Disneck is, and if they don't respond with a wheezy groan followed by "No Darrell, I just fucked up", well, I'll eat my own head.
Mike Gibson: "Rick Disneck is the poor bastard you see slamming in the vaulting horse at a hundred miles an hour"
Darrell Eastlake: "So Rick, did you have a blowout in a sandshoe as many believe, or did you just fuck up?"
Rick Disneck: *eeeeeerrrgh* "No Darrell, I just fucked up."
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Fan: Can I see your Rick Asstley?
Rick Astley: Of course!
A fantastic show that sadly has a very toxic fan base.
Toxic fan: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
Someone with common sense: Dude just shut the fuck up. You do not need to have a high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. I was an average C student in high school I never went to college and I don't have a career job. But you don't need any of that to understand the humor of Rick and Morty. It's just something to watch late at night to help you relax before bed time.
Toxic fan: .... Toy Story 2 was ok.
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1. someone who is suave at everything
2. mad rapper from the 80's & 90's
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To be a Rick Ross is to be fake or if an aquintance "Rick Ross'd" you they had not been completely HONEST with you.
Rick Ross the Rapper Persona has "Rick Ross'd" all of us into believing (at least at first) that he is the original Rick Ross taking his look style swag and story!!!
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The act of listening to an AMAZING song and totally enjoying it until suddenly, Rick Ross begins rapping and ruins the entire song so badly that you have to change it.
"So I was dumpin that new Drake joint yesterday y'know? Man, it was HARD until I got Rick Rossed! I had to turn that shit off!"
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