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The unwritten rule that permits anyone to blatantly skip a line of people who have patiently waited to order their food (regardless of the size of the line, or time waited to be served) to run up to a cashier.. Interrupt their conversation with a customer (Mid-sentence if need be), and ask for ketchup or any other type of packaged condiment (e.g mustard, mayonnaise) without getting the slightest bit of an argument from ANY-ONE
everyone respects the rule, otherwise.. Chuck Norris will begin to jump out of happy meals and commit unspeakable crimes.
McDonalds Cashier to customer: would you like some fries with th-
Man exercising his right to enforce the Ketchup Rule: I need ketchup and perhaps other various fast food condiments..
McDonalds cashier: OFCOURCE SIR! SOMEBODY BRING ME KETCHUP AT ONCE!!
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verb. 1. to have one's penish smashed with the palm of his unexperienced girlfried's hand during a handjob.
2. to have one's dick smashed as if it was a ketchup bottle.
1. That dude can't walk cuz his dick got ketchup bottled last night.
2. "Damn girl, why did you have to ketchup bottle me.... that really hurt bad, now my dick is bleeding."
When you are too much of an uncultured swine to have the decency to make real tomato sauce for your pasta, you use ketchup instead. If this is you, find the morality to buy some jarred nasty Prego pasta sauce or whatever and toss it on your (probably not al dente) pasta.
Brenda, the spaghetti is almost ready, can you grab the ketchup? Mmm I love me some ketchup pasta!
When a guy dips his tip into a bowl of ketchup and puts it into a girl while she is on her period which mixes it and then proceeds to put it on a food or dip some sort of food on the tip of his dick.
When make some ketchup with the method of ketchup dipping, come try it!
The runny liquid that comes out of the new ketchup bottle before the good, thicker ketchup squirts out. This is easily solved by shaking up the bottle.
Danny made the mistake of choosing the new ketchup bottle, so his burger was covered in nasty ketchup drool.
A ketchup dog is when a guy has sex with a woman that is on her period, and then titty-fucks her. Thus looking like a hot dog with ketchup on it.
Last night I gave my girlfriend a ketchup dog.
That semi-gooey, clear liquid that comes out of an unshaken ketchup bottle before thr actual ketchup comes out
Damnit, I got ketchup PreJack all over my fries. I can't eat this shit! It looks like Ronald McDonald jerked on my plate now!