Derived from cockney rhyming slang 'Tony Blair', Nightmare.
It refers to when something has gone as bad as it could possibly have done, and is synonomous with the phrase 'epic fail'.
Can be used in a variety of sentences;
'You've had an absolute Tony...'
'Fuck me sideways and call me Tony!'
'Heavens to Tony!'
'Person 1: Dude, i snapped my banjo last night wanking...
The rest of the group: TOOONNYYY!'
'You might as well just be called Tony'
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The worst case of stupidity known to man.
How Tony can you be?
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To make something secure by use of a key or similar
Are you sure the car will be safe here darling ? Yes, it's okay. I've tony'd it
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If your friends or dating a boy named Tony he is for the streets, he may pretend to be sweet and caring but deep down inside he is a whore and he just wants some ass, I personally do not recommend even though they look emaculate.
Iโm so glad i broke up with Tony he is for the streets.
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Amazing in bed.Steals your girl.People call him daddy.loves sports and is very athletic
Tony is so sexy.
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A typical male who works at Papa John's pizza, usually has a tiny dick!
hey tony bring me some pizza, pencil dick
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A gay, motherfucker,that has no friends and no life,who mind rapes children while they sleep, acts like a fucking bastard to anyone tells him where to shove his fucking Pokemon cards. He thinks he sees vampires and werewolves and thinks he's gods given gift to women.Arrogant prick.
See that guy over there he's like tony.
Tony's in our class for his sake I hope I don't kick him in the balls he doesn't have.
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