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Stealing Russian military vehicles by towing them off, right under the noses of the soldiers assigned to said military equipment.
Did you see that new video of a Ukrainian Tractor pull? They got a frikkin’ tank this time!
When someone fists a girl in the ass, then drags the girl around the room using that fist.
Damn, that girl was kinky. She wanted me to give her a Tijuana tractor pull!
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The act of a male and a male or male and a female preforming anal sex. During sex the receiver clenches their butt-cheeks tightly and runs with the penis still in the buttocks.
Last night my boyfriend scared me during sex by putting it in my butt so I ran away. Little did I know I accidentally gave him a Kentucky Tractor Puller.
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The act of ramming a Taco Bell $.89 burrito in another's anus followed by inserting the penis between the gooey baked beans and soft tortilla layer while pouring an uncapped bottle of Tabasco around the base of the penis. An extra touch of culture can be added by screaming Mayan battle cries.
I've been dating this Latin chick for a while, and she likes to get freaky. Last night, we tried the Guatemalan Tractor-Trailer, it was amazing! Bad thing is, I don't have any Tabasco left for my wings.
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The insertion of ones thumb into the anal cavity in rythem with the pulse of intercourse.
" I was fucking Susan from behind, then I Crank the Tractor, and we were off!"
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The Best medicine for CoVid in opinion of Old Plesh (Alexander Lukashenko) .
Bannya is a national bath-house, where people washing in high hot temperatures. Nowadays in Belarus, Russia and Slavs countries Bannya is commonly atribute of village people, because often is the one traditionay way to clean up.
The Lukashenko meant that village people dont get the CovId coz they have no time to think about it, and laughing saying add that "village people use their medicine...it's vodka,tractor and bannya".
such manner of saying tells his attitude to t he village people: who only rides on tractor (coz tractor is the property of state farm where village people works, but they have no in property the own car, or just have no time to ride their cars, coz all time they drink vodka and work), drink vodka much and wash only at bannya coz have no comfortables bath-room at home, coz their houses are old
Lukashenko: More often clean up the hands, have a meal in time. I'm not alcoholic, but joking latest time a little that by vodka not only clean the hands,but..drink also to poison the virus. But not at job! Chineese advice us that virus dies about +60 degrees centigrade...The pleasure is to watch TV:tractor people work, nobody know about viruses. Tractor heals everybody! Bannya, Vodka & Tractor!
When a couple is having anal sex and the bottom runs off with the top still inside of them
We were going strong until she did the Kentucky tractor pull.
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