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Trauma Olympian

A Trauma Olympian is someone who, whether you bring up something bad that happened to you, brings up something that happened to them that is much worse. See also Trauma Olympics.

Joe: I’m really bummed out, my Dog died of cancer yesterday.
Frank: At least your Dog didn’t get run over with a lawn mower like mine did.
Joe: Dude, that sucks, but this isn’t the Trauma Olympics. So quit being a Trauma Olympian, and let me feel sad over what happened to my Dog.

by Jizzfarter May 15, 2024


trauma hound

One who looks or seeks out trauma situations ie CSI'S, bomb squads etc

Friend: did you hear that dan got into a knife fight with a couple gang members
Me: yeah he's most definitely a trauma hound

by Zer0 January 17, 2017


trauma cat

A cat with PTSD or that has had a major traumatic experience.

Damn that trauma cat's really been through a lot with the fire and mountain lion attack.

by DickFirman January 30, 2023


Pen Trauma

You can't write as you're having a trauma with your pen and there's no other pens close by or you can't get out of a meeting to get a new pen.

When your Bic crumbles in you hand in an exam or in an important meeting you experience Pen Trauma.

by 367squadron June 24, 2011


PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMA

It is when to your consternation you are put in their abusive driiling.

When people hate security at STANFORD MALL so much they start stealing and assaulting the people in security at the mall as the PALO.ALTO SECUTITY TRAUMA has gotten around big time and not only that PALO ALTO'S laws passed so people can practice PARSIMONY peacefully without anyone being able to ask anyone of anything to help out.

When that set me up.for pan handling to afford some food and they immediately trespass me out and the five dollars given

blows away in the wind you feel the PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMA when you come back after eight months and are treated wose not able to not only at dinner time to get something to eat but SHAKE SHACK.LIES about saying they will give you something renegues.

by SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL April 8, 2022


TRESPASS TRAUMA

An emotional kind of APPREHENSIVE REJECTION that never goes away but gets worse with time.

A forever REST PASS which gets better by finding alternate egresses.

What happens is with TRESPASS TRAUMA is you become timid to make any move has to do with using a contraposition as the only way in is REFUTATION is hope comes in higher level reasoning is look at egalitarian treatments of others.

New places can relieve TRESPASS TRAUMA but one of the best ways is if it is the same place you need SUBSTANTIVES and not just memory tracings that just serve to raise the level of the momentors.

by URINE FAIRY FAUCET August 2, 2021


Drainer-Trauma

The feeling of being rejected and treated so poorly, that the username "Drainer" is actually draining you, both thinking and dealing with said person.

"Man, i am Drainer-Traumatized, i am mentally unstable, worn out and emotionally a wreck, i will never date him or talk to him again."

by Jagbens August 8, 2023