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Taking all three major branches of science (Biology, Chemistry, and Physics) at the same time in high school.
"I don't know which science I'll study in college, so I'll take tri sci to expand my options."
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Someone who likes men, women and tricycles.
Guy1: Dude...what are you doing with that tricycle?
Guy2: I'm tri-sexual.
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Its like bi-sexual, but you also like trannies. So your tri-sexual if you like guys, girls, and trannies.
Guy 1: Woah! Look at that group of hot bods!
Guy 2: Dude! That's a guy, a girl, and a tranny, in that group!
Guy 1: I guess I'm tri-sexual then.
Guy 2: I guess so.
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A person who signs up for their first Sprint distance Triathlon to see if they will like it, do well and maybe challenge themselves with longer triathlon distances.
I haven't done a triathlon but would love to be bad ass enough to do an Ironman. I'm not sure I am going to like it, but I signed up on a relay team because I am Tri-Curious.
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While some definitions are semi-correct, this one aims to entertain the reader while shedding light on this subject.
Delta Delta Delta, better known as Tri-Delta or Tri-Delt.
**You know what they say**:
Can't get laid, try delt (everyone else has)!
(According to folklore, the three Deltas represent three "points" or erect cocks Tri-Delts strive to have in or around their mouth, have between their legs, and otherwise entertain, at all times)
>>>>Tri-delts are largely involved with philanthropy and community service. Their signature event is year-round: raising men's self-esteems, reminding them there are always girls who will have sex with them, since 1889.
An anonymously written poem:
Say!
I like getting ram-
med, yes I do!! I like cocks,
Sure I'll sleep with you!
Your friend wants in, I'll fuck him too!
You want a reach around?
You want to fuck on the ground?
I can't handle a big schlong??
Oh, you sir are ever-so-wrong!
Eifel Tower me.
Cover me,
Shower me, make it rain.
Do it the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
Sex with me is so good so good you see!
So I will suck on cocks
Protruding from a "Big Sausage Pizza" box.
And I will take it from three, maybe four,
Of your friends, you think I haven't done this before??
And I will fuck over here and over there.
I Say: I will eat cock ANYWHERE!
Are you sad you can't get a date?
While you beat off to a playmate?
Listen here, without a doubt
This is true: I put out
By jove, it's not too late,
Remember, the adage is true:
Whatever the reason, I'll fuck you,
If any of this you've ever felt,
Then by god, you should be a Tri-Delt!
Can't get laid,
Tri delt.
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>>>Commrade 1: "What it is man?"
(handshake that lasts no less than 12 seconds)
>>>Commrade 2: "Tryin' to get my dick wet tonight! (ingests copious amounts of drank)
Hit up that party down the street, it's sick as shit! Table dancers, no cover, kush out back...it's practically a reverse-sausage-fest!
_______But! Always have plan B, my fine soon-to-be-vomiting-because-you-just-finished-that-fifth-of-jack-alone-curled-in-a-ball-in-the-corner friend--can't get laid, Tri-Delt (*wink*)"
>>>Commrade 1: (Very animated as visions of fornication flood his intoxicated mind...as Tri-Delts have the reputation of being "easy" often (not always). Returning to reality after a 4 second LAG) "Awww yea!"
--Fin
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someone having 2 different personalities (multiple personality disorder) yet both being bi-polar
I swear my wife is tri-polar.... Shes 2 different women rolled into one both of the fuckin nuts!!!!!
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when 3 girls are performing oral sex on each other at the same time
Lucy, Tanya and Sarah can have the best orgasms with they do a tripie.
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