trojan horse

A sex partner who is very attractive and appears to be healthy but is sporting a hidden STD.

Ted: "That goddamn Heather is a trojan horse!"

Kevin: "What do you mean? She looks hot!"

Ted: "The bitch is a walking petri dish! Last week she jumped me without a rubber and now the end of my dick is on fire!"

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trojan handshake

When you and a mate grab each other by the cock and shake vigorously at Petaluma High School

Make sure if you see Nathan in the hall you give him a Trojan Handshake.

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Trojan Staircase

A large plywood staircase filled completely with zombies. Used in conjunction with the Razor Slinky Ov Discomfort.

Fear the Trojan Staircase! FEAR IT!

"Oh, what a charming staircase. Oh no! ZOMBIES! Oh no! SLINKY!"

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Trojan Horse

1. Trojan Horse - A huge, hollow wooden horse constructed by the Greeks to gain entrance into Troy during the Trojan War.

2. Trojan Horse - The act of beating a female across the ass with a used condom, like a horse, following doggie style sex.

That girl like the Trojan Horse so much I busted a used condom across her sweet ass.

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trojan horse

-=ADDED DEFINITION=-
trojan horse

A devious sexual act whereby the male pokes a small hole in the tip of the condom before intercourse <<<<<<
Women who believe their boyfriends are cheating on them do that... so if they are... they get the bitch pregnant

See that you add my other definition... Thank you

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Trojan Emo

When a person at first sounds like a nice person, only to go on a rage-rant for no aparent reason, making you question your peopleskills.

I have known this guy for over a month, little did I know he was a trojan emo.

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Trojan Horse

Penis,cock,dick,pecker etc.
So called because it is associated with the Trojan brand of condoms that is placed over the penis.

And then I took out my Trojan Horse.

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