Donald Trumpet

A trumpet played in the manner most stereotypically characteristic of a trumpet: loud, obnoxious, and surprisingly high-pitched, with an abundance of mistakes. The resemblance to Donald Trump's remarks is quite striking.

The firsts are truly excellent examples of Donald trumpets; indeed, they even have tiny hands.

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trumpet section

1) The section in the band that uses heavenly fragments of metal to kick the shit out of the universe.

2) The section that band directors hate to love.

1) After hearing the trumpet section play, Jesus shed a tear.

2) Goddamn I love the sound of a trumpet section.

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Butt trumpet

Sound (farting) emitted from rectal area resembling that of the brass instrument.

My family has musical talent. Mother plays the BUTT TRUMPET every morning. Father is especially good playing the base.

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vaginal trumpet

When you're eating a girl out and you blow into her pussy until a loud whistling noise is made.

I played the vaginal trumpet with your girlfriend last night

Butter Trumpet

The hottest new slang term for the penis.

I cranked my butter trumpet ‘til it spewed Land-O-Lakes all over the photo of my friend Mark’s sister that I stole from his mom’s house.

Trumpet car

Any straight-piped vehicle made by Nissan that uses a VQ engine, including but not limited to, 350Zs, G37s, Altimas, etc

Bro I’ll kick his ass on the strip, he’s got a trumpet car

bearded trumpet

A male genitalia with an astonishing amount and design of pubic hair

Basically a penis with a beard

I put a pair of glasses on my bearded trumpet to make him look more lifelike and fashion forward.