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Turban myth

Urban legend that is popular in India

I heard that if you’re naughty, Ganesh, the elephant god, will come out of your cupboard and hoover your toys up his trunk. I think it’s just a turban myth.

by Nuphagus December 26, 2019


Turban Stuffing

When someone shits inside of a cloth or towel and puts it on their head/somebody else’s head like a turban

I heard Frank was turban stuffing a prostitute

by Lulz Pack a punch December 30, 2021


Man Wearing Turban Emoji

I cant put an image cause I'm a fucking idiot, but the man wearing turban emoji is used by dumbasses who cant put anything funny or interesting after what you put, like in a text or conversation, because they think they're funny, often used by older folk.

2Racism is an awful thing, we should really stop it"

":man wearing turban emoji:"

by Azoodlepop May 27, 2024


wind turban

A moving-air-powered electricity-generating device dat uses wrapped-cloth headgear for catching da breeze.

If you fed a lot of Arab sheiks baked beans and cabbage, perhaps they would produce enough flammable-methane farts dat you could make a "wind turban" device to burn said voluminous anal-fuel for powering an electrical generating station.

by QuacksO December 8, 2020


Toilet Turban

A long bowel movement that wraps around the bottom of the toilet bowl.

I was feeling backed up and relieved myself only to see a large toilet turban in the bowl.

by MD PAPPAGEOGIO June 8, 2011


Meat Turban

When the tip of the penis enters the vagina, the vagina is then a turban for the penis.

"Ayo ma, come over and give me a meat turban" or "I busted a nut just off the meat turban she gave me"

by JustG3RM April 16, 2024


Turban nigger

Someone from India or some other shithole were turban usage is not frowned upon for some reason.
Also Sikhs.

Based guy: I don't know why they hired a new turban nigger, I get it is cheap but I don't like smelling shit at my workplace.
HR Karen: Generalizations about turban wearers are inaccurate and misleading. It's crucial to acknowledge the diversity and complexity of turban wearing practices.
Based guy: I hate women too I forgot while focusing on my turban-related hatred.

by El Bartos Amigo Gomez May 25, 2024