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The act in which a deranged individual shats upon a significant other’s side of the bed leaving it to to be found in the morning by the significant other/maid.
You really amber turd it bro
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A type of internet troll with poor hygiene and an obsession with Dungeons & Dragons; socially challenged man-children who congregate at anonymous online message boards to dispense opinionated advice.
Although the appearance of many turd hobbits is unknown, sociologist Myree Feinstein-Hernandez characterizes them as middle-aged, balding, and overweight. They adopt personas (which they call"characters") for themselves based on Conan the Barbarian or "Warduke", a toy produced in the 1980s.
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The special kind of burn your ass experiences when you fail to completely wipe off your arse after taking a dump. Synonymous to a person making you feel ever so slightly shitty. Similar to shit itch, but with a burn.
My ex keeps calling, I have a serious case of turd itch!
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When you drop a massive turd and feel hungry afterwards.
Tim ate all of the pizza because he had the turd munchies after dropping a huge deuce.
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A steaming, stinking pile of 💩 disguised as a human. Will 💩 in the bed of anyone who upsets her.
Don’t upset me or I will Amber Turd in your bed
Amber Turd:
Partner has Taco Bell she shits on her husbands pillow, pegs him from behind while insulting him and rubbing his face in the dirty pillow… then calling the police and lying about her husband commiting domestic abuse.
I woke up in jail with pinkeye because my wife gave me the Amber Turd
The bitch that tried to take $10M from Jonny Depp and thankfully lost.
Person 1: Bro did you hear what Amber Turd did today?
Person 2: Still trying to make an attempt to steal $10M dollars from Jonny Depp? Yeah...