Turtle

The most beautiful, smart, caring, amazing, talented, sexy, intelligent, funny, interesting, woman in the whole wide world. She's the girl every dude describes when imagining their dream girl and the girl every man describes when imagining their wildest fantasy. She is a best friend, the hommie, and always there when you need her. She is the life of the party and has a smile that turns the worst day around.

If turtle ever gave me a chance to be a part of her world it would make all of my dreams come true. She is all that and a lifetime supply of chips.

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Turtle

A term and strategy used in Starcraft II. Turtle or turtling would mean blocking off the ramp to your base with a variety of buildings. For terran players it would consist of either supply depots, barracks, factories or bunkers . For protoss players it would consist of either pylons, gateways, forges, cybernetics core or cannons.
This would be the most simple opener for most terran players as it walls in your base providing adequate defence .

Zone: "So what's the plan?"
Dext: "I'm going to turtle to counter the zergling rush then focus on my eco."
Zone: "Alright . Same goes for me then."

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Turtle

A TURTLE is a weird creature that will hide when scared.

Danm foo he's such a TURTLE!

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turtled

To have a shit come half way out but then use your booty to push it back in.

"Fuck man, My shit is coming ou- oh wait it turtled."

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turtle

Marijuana- it is called turtle because its green and it makes you move slow

we be smokin dat turtle, moving hella slow

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Turtling

Making a person laugh so hard while they are lying down that they take on the appearance of an upside town turtle trying to right itself before baking to slow death in the sun. A person caught in Turtle laughter often will flap their arms about in a desperate attempt to self-right themselves. People who enter a state of pure turtling may need help to right themselves before a stray hyena manages to consume them.

I made my friend laugh so hard last night that she was turtling all night, arms flapping about like a upside down leatherback.

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turtles

a half-hour (30 minutes).

Q: "Eh, wat time u like meet?"
A: "Howz in like 2 turtles (60 minutes)"

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