two timing

A form of cheating in a relationship where a person attempts to maintain two seperate relationships at once without one-another involved in each relationship knowing about each other. When information is known, the offender usually openly denies anything's going on, and may accuse one person to the other that the other person involved is either obsessed with a relationship or is a home wrecker and, vice versa to the other person. In typical cheating on the other hand it may be a sexual relationship and, the "on the side" person may or may not know that the person they're having sex with is in a relationship.

Two timing usually occurs Where a married person has a girlfriend/boyfriend but the husband/wife does not know about the other person and the other person does not know who they're involved with a person is married.

Typical scapegoats is that the other person is obsessed or overall denial. In married situations, a common scapegoat is that the marriage has seperated whether it did or not.

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Eagle Two

An ingenious codename for an ugly or unattractive person; Someone you have no desire to have sex or smooch with. As made famous by agent Bert Macklin from Parks & Recreation.

Agent Macklin: You can address me as "Eagle One."

Anne, Codename: "Been there, done that."

April is "Currently doing that."

Chris, Codename: "If I had to pick a dude."

Ben is..."Eagle Two."

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two dimensional

An individual lacking the characteristics of depth or form (AKA a stupid person).

She was so two dimensional that she didn't even realize the danger of what she was putting herself or her loved ones in.

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two for fives

Two crack vials for $5.

"Word up, two for fives them niggaz got garbage down the way." - Raekwon the Chef

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Option Two

New Age contemporary eMo also known as schizophrenic rock.

"Buddy, have you listened to Option Two in my New corvette?"

two in the one

Pooping in a urinal

Steer clear of the bathroom by the football field, Dave dropped a two in the one.

ones and twos

beat juggling two tracks __ track one to track two __ cutting up scratches from fader one to fader two __ straight dropping beats from track one to track two __ left to right __ right to left __ on that one two type ish—mixing the beats up back n' forth.

yo that turntablist be banging tracks back n' forth on those ones and twos—ill style.

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