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To stick an umbrella up someone's butt and open it.
My husband made me so angry today I just wanted to give him the pink umbrella!
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Poison hemlock or water hemlock, Conium and Cicuta respectively. They are both deadly poisonous umbelliferous plants. The poisons in these plants act differently: Poison hemlock (the hemlock of Socrates' time) contains coniine, which causes ascending paralysis and suffocation, and water hemlock contains cicutoxin, which causes violent convulsions and nervous system collapse.
That's a devil's umbrella, Johnny. Don't even THINK of picking it!
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someone who is a jerk, and needs to get a life. someone who is umbelieveably mean.
John- man your a bitch umbrella!!!!!!
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A device used to collect giraffe semen.
the zookeeper had a good grasp on the upside down umbrella so he did not miss a drop
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a way to ask your partner (usually homosexual relationships) to get into bed
her; hey honey do you want me to peanut butter your umbrella?
her partner; what does that mean?
her; ‘peanut butter on your umbrella’ means to get into bed ;D.
She had a sopping wet pink umbrella from being soo horny and wanting me sooo bad.
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