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The act of multiple women performing sexual acts on a single man at the same time. In essence a reverse gang bang. Is a reference to the practice of polygamy in the Mormon religion, a religious group common in Utah. See: Sister Wives on TLC
Brad: hey man, I saw you take that one chick home; how was she?
Josh: It didn’t stop there; she brought her friends with her back to my place and we partook in a Utah Railroad.
Brad: Dope.
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A type of sucker fish, or a half erect Mormon dick, often found soaking in moist, fertile habitats.
Ah man, I was cruising the clubs in salt lake last night and saw this fine ass Mormon chick, totally gave me a Utah Chub. I'd definitely let her have 17 of my children!
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basically take northern utah, minus the fun things to do (seven peaks, snow, ect.), add a fuckton more heat, and then add a lot more high school drug use. you now have southern utah
Person in northern utah: "wow i dont think there can be a single place more boring than here."
Person from southern utah: "Is that a challenge?"
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A Utah trap is when you lick the pussy and shit in it. Then tell the girl to queef and it flutters like a Venus fly trap.
I gave my girlfriend a Utah Trap!
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The biggest and longest running joke ever to be pulled by a state or nation in history.
The joke is that some people get together somewhere and map out a place to set up cones and tear up the road. Setup then involves blocking off a half mile strip of road on either side of the workzone, and proceeding to jackhammer the hell out of the asphalt.
The punchline is everyone that has to drive through the workzone, as the workers not jackhammering (all of them) laugh at the frustrated looks on peoples faces as they go by, late for work by at least half an hour or more thanks to a four lane highway being shrunken to one lane.
Once the "work" is supposed to be done, or when a new place is found, the workers pull up stakes and move, leaving the road the same as it was before they came, or worse.
This has been going on since before recorded history in Utah, although no record has currently been found as to whether it started with the laying of asphalt in Utah, or merely when roads were established.
Son of a-- not another Utah Road Construction Project! and right on the way to work too.
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While having unprotected sex via the "pull out" method, right as the man is about to blow his load and abort mission, the woman wraps her legs around the man, thus locking him in and causing his load to fill inside her. This increases the chance of conception, and therefore a baby. The Utah Pull Out has been very popular in starting large Mormon families, and locking men into marriage after they come home from their missions.
Kathleen used the Utah Pull Out on her brother John so he was locked into starting a large, Mormon family with her. Mormon Utah Pull Out Brigham Young
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When a Mormon woman is jerking all of her husband's off and all at the same time they blow in her face.
Marium was with her 5 husband's and they gave her a Utah Bottle Rocket.