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Anything that Randy has serious difficulty with, also used as a stand in for "OH SHIT" or "FUCK"
*Randy burns himself on an oven*
Randy: "Frozen mixed vegetable cocks!"
wanna be gang slang for my passed on valubles or money.
hey G when my pops croked he passed me his heirloom vegetables.
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😳Beansss😲,😬uh a cabage🥬 , 🤮reed?🙀,
🤡BROCCOLI🥦,✨sweet potato✨,
🥀GAULIFLOWR🥊,🥔rOaSt tAtOeS🍠,
🥕carod🌝,🚽PEASSS🌞,🎃PUMKIN📢,
🦤wheat corn🐭,🤠broad beans👴🏻, 🪆FIGZ🍐,
🧅ONIONZ🧑 🎤,✨parsnips✨,🧀PoLiF🥯,
🌶carots🥴,🌬Broccolli☃️ *chokes*,
🍫chocalate☕️?
LETS WATCH SET 8 SAY VEGETABLES
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When you try to find a deep meaning behind a stupid simple thing, and then when you realize that there was nothing hidden but that you have imagined everything in your head, you feel like an idiot but also happy and carefree.
-Hey John, I ve just finished building a lego house for my lego man. Look how cool is that.
- DID YOU JUST BUILT A HOUSE WITH THE FLESH OF HIS OWN FRIENDS AND FAMILY?!?!??
- NO DUDE WTF?!! I ve just build a house with some lego bricks, you just got lost in a vegetable soup!
an informal nicer phrase for telling people to learn to do something on their own, rather than wait for someone to do it for them their entire lives.
(after father stops speaking on the phone)
son: Dad, please tie my shoe-laces for me?
father: well, if you haven't learnt en temps et lieux utiles how to tie your shoe-laces, now would be a good enough time for you to learn. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup. I refuse to tie your shoes for you for the rest of your life.
son (shrugging): oh well, At least, i have manners,I dind't lol interrupt my dad while he was on the phone. And I said 'please'
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Girl "I was so disappointed when he pulled down his pants. But once he got turned on, I realized what he was working with."
Friend "Oh so he's a guy who grows his own vegetables"
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Mickey: I'm Your Dirty Little Vegetable!
Amelie: Damn right you are!
I'm Your Dirty Little Vegetable
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