Someone who is secretly crazy.
"Did you see that cute little twink over there?"
"Yeah, but be careful. I heard he's a Vermont Lover"
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When a person doesn't consume alcohol but consumes other party drugs.
"I heard that new guy doesn't drink and only does drugs like LSD, shrooms and molly."
"Yeah, he's Vermont sober!"
To take a shit so girthy, it tears your anus- leaving you with severe psychological trauma and cracked porcelain.
"You didn't just lay an egg, you laid a Vermont volleyball!"
A sexual act where one partner urinates into a bottle of maple syrup, and then proceeds to pour the mixture all over the other partner.
I gave her a Vermont Golden Shower, then we had pancakes afterward.
much like a dutch oven but instead of farting in your own blanket and exposing it to yourself u fart in a friends blanket (sleeping or awake) and put it over his or her head.
Dylan: "Bob are you awake?"
Bob: zzzzzzzzz
Dyan: im goin to vermont oven this SOB..... Lifts bobs blankets and rips a huge fart.
Bob: takes a huge wif while sleeping. "WTF was that"?
Dylan: "haha u just got vermont ovened!!!!"