Vineyard Vines

The best clothing company ever made

Hey man, is that tie Vineyard Vines?

Pffft, you know it!

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vineyard vines

Once considered generally cool, this brand of preppy retail clothing has since become symbolic with certain upper-class groups dedicated to furthering only themselves.

Almost exclusively made in China. Poorly made and ill-fitting, they usually come in obnoxious pastels.

Still popular with wealthy, status-obsessed, young, white males and prep-school students (see The 1%). Also popular with wealthy, status-obsessed, young, white males in private school fraternities.

Chad went to the frat party wearing his best vineyard vines outfit - a pink polo shirt and red Bermuda shorts - in hopes that the house president would instantly recognize he was a man of wealth and status. Chad wanted to experience the frat's exclusive access to the best drugs, women and legal counsel.

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Best Vine

7-Second Funny Videos so that people will watch the video over and over again till it gets a lot of views and that's Best Vine

DAYUUUUMMM HAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE THAT WAS HILLARIOUS, replay it maan. that was funny AF that's in Best Vine page in FB right?

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doing it for the vine

In which a strange, dangerous or just outright stupid act is committed so it can be filmed and posted as a six second video on the media platform Vine.

Person 1: I'm going to smash these cartons of milk onto the floor lol
Person 2: What the hell?
Person 1: I'm doing it for the vine!

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Do it for the vine!

when you want someone to do something, take your phone and say "do it for the vine" while recording him, then he'll do it because of the "social" pressure.

rebecca: "hey dude, someone told me you know how to wiggle wiggle like anyone else"
mike: "are you kidding? there is no way
rebecca: "do it"
mike: "no"
rebecca: "do it! do it! Do it for the vine!"
mike wiggleing... ;)

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Vineyard Vines

Quite possibly the coolest clothing on the face of the earth. Clothing comes in very preppy cool colors. The company also makes great ties.

Guy: Hey babe, check out these awesome blue seersucker pants from Vineyard Vines.

Girl: Those are hot. You wanna grab a cup of coffee or something?

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do it for the vine

A term used by people making Vines, to do ANYTHING it takes for entertainment or comedic purposes.

Guy 1: Hey! Go run in the store and drop your pants!
Guy 2: Nahh, chill!
Guy 1: Come on!! DO IT FOR THE VINE!!
Guy 2: Ughhh, fine..
Guy 1: *films*

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