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Rape vision is activated when you walk into a crowded room or party, particularly one with many female counterparts. The female is selected then raped visually and mentally. A person with rape vision can be spotted if you hear them randomly yell out "RAPE VISION: ACTIVATE!" Once this is activated, it cannot be stopped.
During the party, a little asian boy searched out the room for his next victim using his rape vision.
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a super power everyone wishes they had.
you wouldnt call me queer if i could shoot lasers out my eyes! LASER VISION!
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"tunnel vision" is what paintball players refer to when someone is only focussing on one small area or target, totally oblivious to other targets or threats around them.
that guy got flanked from the left, on account of his tunnel vision.
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The feeling that you are still sober (by the by, you aren't), while being more talkative, loud, and uninhibited.
Cause of sober vision: not drinking enough to actually reach the next level of hammered, or you've had a drop too much i suppose. Your opinion of the cause may vary based on what day of the week it is, and your level of alcoholism.
How to be diagnosed: there is no known way to self diagnose sober vision while it is occurring. A friend who is not drunk needs to be there to tell if you're afflicted with sober vision. Once full sobriety is achieved (after breakfast / lunch the next day) you may look back and realize that you were possibly quite a bit drunker than you originally thought you were.
When your debate with that guy escalated into mindless shouting I realized you were sober visioning.
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n. A complete, well focused, idea of what your new year, and indeed your life and the life of your family, country, football club etc will become.
.........
Do you have 2020 Vision?
Not yet. Things in the crystal ball seem a bit hazy
Perhaps I can sell you some more rose tinted glasses Don.
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a person who can talk & look at someone with one eye and stare at someone else with the other. Also known as a cock-eyed sumamabitch!
"Man, she was trying to holla at me but she was staring at dude over my shoulder!"
"Damn, that bitch got Vera-Vision!"
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To see through the eyes of a caucasian. In a caucasian point of view.
(as used in "Undercover Brother") A device used to show all things primarily white to one of black ethnicity.
Tyrique: Did you hear? Jamal went to a nascar party last night.
Will: How'd it go?
Tyrique: He had fun!
Will: He must have caucasia-vision.
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