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When a male accidently ejaculates in his trousers.
Malcom looked like a melvin when he had that eskimo volcanoe after seeing Justins ass crack.
When you shit and it fills up the bowl and rises up out of the water .
Tom planted a turd volcano in my toilet yesterday and left it there. That volcano of shit was so gross.
After someone tells a boring or mundane story, or a joke that nobody laughs at, conclude it by explaining that a volcano erupted afterwards
Olivia: I was doing my washing up when the sink overflowed and my feet got wet.
Mike: And then a volcano erupted.
Eric: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Alex: Why?
Eric: Because there was no traffic coming.
Alex: And then a volcano erupted.
When someone poos in a sock then microwaves the poo sock. Now your are ready to hit your friends over the head with your spewing volcano!
I can't believe your little sister hit me with a spewing volcano! I had to throw away all my clothes!
When a female is on her period and wants to be discreet about it
Jon:Bae when you gonna let me fuck you from the back again?
Cici: I can't, it's volcano season this week.
When something small and of little significance causes a major and disproportionate clusterf*** for a huge number of people.
Boss: Why were you late for work?
Employee: A car broke down on I-5 and turned into an Icelandic volcano... I couldn't move for hours.
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Giving someone a blowjob underwater upside down until they cum. You then proceed to blow it out your nose causing it to float to the top of the water like an underwater smokestack.
Susie started to choke after she gave me a Hawaiian Volcano.
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