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Term used to describe an uglier doppelgänger.
Kayla: I'm tired of being mistaken for Snooki!
Mike: If it's any consolation, she's the Wal-Mart version of you...
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Verb. The joyous occassion where you stumble upon a sheet of wal-mart price stickers that some wal-mart idiot employee leaves unattended. Once this price sticker sheet treasure has been found you now have the ability to change prices of any item in the store.
guy 1: dude, check it out! a price sticker sheet some retard employee left in the tools department!
guy 2: sweet! let's pull a good ol' fashioned wal-mart switcheroo and go put these $7.88 price stickers on every single bike on the rack and watch people stampede all over each other like it's some kind of black friday special.
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A "Wal-Mart whore" is yet another cultural reference to a cheap whore. The reference is to Wal-Mart's slogan, "Lower prices, every day"
Coleman's mom is a Wal-Mart Whore!
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When someone is physically abussed inside wal-mart.
Usualy done by single mothers, but often includes; wife, grandchildren, dog, cat, sister,borther, and granny beatings as well.
<kid grabs toy off shelf>
Mother : "Put that back, right now! Before you get another wal-mart beating!"
When a person who can't afford any game consoles goes to Wal-Mart just to play the game demos.
Bob is such a Wal-Mart Gamer, he's playing Lego Batman Demo every time I call.
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The pace at which people walk once inside a Wal-Mart store. It is EXTREMELY slow. Often accompanied by stopping in the middle of an aisle for no fathomable reason. If a person were to Wal-Mart walk around the circumference of the globe, it would take 65,782 years to traverse.
All I had to get at Wal-Mart was one bag of dog food, but because I got stuck behind someone doing the Wal-Mart walk, it took me three hours to get out of the store.
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The mass closure of small business in a city or town caused by Wal-Mart setting up shop there
Many small businesses have closed across America because of the Wal-Mart effect.