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1. The life force of a Walmart store. It is found in the electronics department beyond the plasma screen televisions.
2. Collective term used to describe consumers who spend their money at discount stores.
To keep a Walmart from destroying local businesses, you must first destroy the Heart of Walmart.
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A non-name brand skateboard; usually bought at a large corporation like walmart; really cheap
Paul was so proud of himself for snapping his skateboard in two.
"Dude, thats cause it was a Walmart board..."
A “man”, who prides himself on his long, greasy hair, and on telling women how they should look, think, and act. He (gravely) mistakens himself as God’s gift to women.
A Casanova?!? *laugh out loud* No, he’s just a Walmart Fabio.
Breast implants that are so fake and cheap looking that they look like they came from Walmart.
Look at Jessica, she went to get plastic surgery so her boyfriend would stop watching porn, and now she has walmart boobs.
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A woman, typically a sizable one who shops at Walmart and shows the common signs of obesity. Usually sits in those scooter wheelchairs and yells to the top of her lungs if she does not get her way.
Person 1: "Hey go grab some Doritos from the shelves down there"
Person 2: "Can't, there's a damn Walmart Woman blocking the aisle"
Person 1: "Let's go move her"
Person 2: "Excuse me ma'am but can I troubl-"
Person 1: "You damn Walmart Woman, Why did you eat him!"
Walmart Woman: "Arrrggghhnnn"
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Buying something from walmart to use for awhile, and then return after you're done.
Person A: Are you going camping this weekend?
Person B: I don't have a sleeping bag.
Person A: Oh, just get it on Walmart Rental, and grab a cooler too.
Person B: Oh yeah, I'll just buy it and return it next Monday.
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The type of feet that have a permanent residue on them as if they have been walking through Walmart without shoes on.
Friend 1: "Becky Sue lets her kids run through Walmart without any shoes on!"
Friend 2: "I bet they have Walmart Feet."
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