When you stop listening to Weezer and realize how much of your life you just wasted
"This Post-Weezer Clarity really hits different after listening to "Buddy Holly" nonstop for 6 days straight!"
The religion of Weezer. Weezus is god.
"Have you heard of weezerism?"
"Lets pray to Weezus."
Somebody who obsesses over Weezer, much like weebs obsess over insert obscure anime.
Normal guy 1: Hey did you hear that Fred had Buddy Holly on loop for 4 hours?
Normal guy 2: “Jeez louise he’s such a weezer weeb..”
A word that is used to mean someone who just got trolled by a random person with the riff of the song "Buddy Holly" by the american alternative rock band Weezer, usually paired by the cover of the homonim album "Weezer" of 1994 (song that is in the album in the 4th track)
Weezering is when two lesbians have sex, but neither of them are able to cum. This is a reference to the fact that all Weezer fans are gay and get no play.
Steighphaniey: Oh my god Staeghcy, how was you date last night?
Staeghcy: It was great at first, but we went back to her place and ended up weezering!