Sperm Whaling

v. The act of recieving head and at the point of ejaculation you pull out and jam the head of your penis in/around the womans ...or mans... nose (as if trying to harpoon them). Causing the reciever to shreek with suprise usually sounding similar to a whale.

-"Oh man, did you see me sperm whaling that chick at the party last night?"
-"You were drunk and crying in the corner the whole time..."

-"You should have heard this hoe when i sperm whaled her last night. She was all like ....Murahrwarahkdfdlkaaaanehh.

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whale dick

a beefy penis

amanda, your being a whale dick right now.

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Sperm Whale

1. A large women who likes to be ejaculated on.
2. A large whale who likes to be ejaculated on.

Pete: Why did you go home with that large women?
Mully: Dude, she is a sperm whale.
Pete: Oh. Then kudos to you.

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Land Whale

Man or woman over 300 lbs.

The best land whale watching location is the Wal Mart near you.

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whale watcher

Person who likes to watch fat chicks out of his window

"Owen quit watching fat chicks out the window, you stupid whale watcher!

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whales tongue

The excess flap of skin found on a chubby man
Usually noticeable after extreme dieting

barrie "hey ive lost ten stone"
reply "well done but you still have a whales tongue"

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Turd Whale

When some of your excrement is peeking out of the toilet.

Gus: Dude, i crapped a huge turd whale!!!
Zach: Did u hit it when you wiped?