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1. A large women who likes to be ejaculated on.
2. A large whale who likes to be ejaculated on.
Pete: Why did you go home with that large women?
Mully: Dude, she is a sperm whale.
Pete: Oh. Then kudos to you.
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The best land whale watching location is the Wal Mart near you.
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Person who likes to watch fat chicks out of his window
"Owen quit watching fat chicks out the window, you stupid whale watcher!
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The excess flap of skin found on a chubby man
Usually noticeable after extreme dieting
barrie "hey ive lost ten stone"
reply "well done but you still have a whales tongue"
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When your woman reluctantly gives you permission for anal sex but you are so use to hearing her say "no" that when you are finally allowed access you are unprepared with the proper lubricant. In a pinch, you lube her ass with Crisco made from whale blubber. After you emptying your ball juice inside her ass and pull out, she farts spraying a misted version of your seed and the Crisco in the air similar to a whale blasting water out of its blow hole.
My wife was so angry that she allowed me not only to talk her into anal sex, but that I use d Crisco as a lube. Out of spite, when I finished and pulled out, she purposely farted and gave me The Salty Whale as revenge.
When some of your excrement is peeking out of the toilet.
Gus: Dude, i crapped a huge turd whale!!!
Zach: Did u hit it when you wiped?