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A very popular North American sport introduced in the late 20th century which is played very often by average-weight Wal-Mart shoppers.Upon entering an aisle,which is crowded by anywhere from ten to fifteen 300-pound human hippos,the average-size shopper uses their cart to knock the huge asses out of their way.
"If you have to shop at Wal-Mart,be prepared to play hippo hockey,especially on a Saturday or during the holiday shopping season."
Obviously, a girl who plays hockey (and enjoys it)
I play hockey, therefore I'm a hockey girl (and can kick your ass)
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hot guys that wear khakis and hockey sweatshirts they can win every girl over with the hockey hair. they are followed to games by girls who sit in the bleachers and pretend to understand the game just like to get noticed by them. the abs are gorgeous and there flirting is dangerous
me: hey i’m talking to someone
person: who?
me: some hockey boy
person: be careful
me: why?
person: hockey boys are m super hot and the hair is dangerous.
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a game that is essentially a cross between soccer and hockey. It is played with however many people, usually around 4 to 11 per side. It's played on a road or other flat surface, preferably covered with snow. A tennis ball is used in place of a traditional hockey puck, and feet replace hockey sticks (just like in soccer). The nets are the same size as a hockey net, but are often quickly made out of available materials (like pylons, bags, coats) and lack a crossbar. The rules are unofficial, which is what makes it so great, and resemble soccer except the goalie may throw the ball to a player and that player is allowed to catch it with his/her hands, as well as the inclusion of crosschecking in order to gain possession of the ball.
Person #1: Hey it's too cold to play soccer, and we don't have any hockey equipment to play in the winter. What do you want to do?
Person #2: Let's put the two sports together, have complete disregard for any official rules, hope for the best, and call it foot hockey.
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It's another word in slang for,"Making out."
The young man and his girlfriend played tonsil hockey,while swimming in the pool.
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The only thing men are willing to watch "on ice"
Scenario 1:
Guy1 - "Dude, did you see Disney-On-Ice yesterday? It was awesome!"
Guy2 - "Your a dousche bag..."
Secenario 2:
Guy1 - "Dude did you see the Sabres/Toronto game last night?"
Guy2 - "Hell yeah, Kaleta fucked Kessel's shit up! Did you see his tooth come out? I love hockey fights."
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