Random
Source Code

Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy

The crazy-ass mofo from inside the windmill in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. He is almost always seen carrying/playing his music box with a squinty grin or pissed-off look on his face. In OoT, in order to get into the well in Kakariko Village, you had to complete a time paradox involving Bob. In the future, you go to the windmill where an infuriated Bob waits. He complains of a child in green (Link) who, seven years earlier, played a song and messed up the windmill. Upon seeing your Ocarina, he remembers that day and plays the song, thus teaching Link the Song of Storms. You must then travel to the past and play the song for him, becoming the child that taught him the song and messed up the windmill.

"Yo man, don't mess with Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy. He'll cut you!"

by Gammasite November 27, 2007

25👍 3👎


Washington windmill

Having intercourse with another man on top of a windmill, while spinning him an smoking a blunt, and before he cums tossing him into the windmill.

I just gave tyler a washington windmill lastnight.

by Mantana406 December 23, 2022


Flock of sparrows hitting a windmill

This is the sound made when the brown hail from your anus hits the porcelain of the toilet.

"That vindaloo from last night sounded like a flock of sparrows hitting a windmill this morning, and it left my arse like 12 guage birdshot, I'm telling you!" Winston Churchill the day after meeting Queen Elizabeth the 2nd for the first time over a Ruby Murray.

by Kingmob Barbelith May 19, 2022


Windmill

(V.) To have sex

“My boyfriend and I windmilled 4 times
“Let’s windmill

by Lazer5 July 31, 2019


Windmill

When a man rubs his penis on the woman's ass before inserting it. (Usually while doing anal) If not doing anal, then the woman lays down and the man rubs his penis in a circle around her vagina before inserting.

Bob: So how was your night with Sara?
Bill: I windmilled her from both sides!

by Baby kisses 109456 January 30, 2016


WindMill

The windmill is a joint that consists of 5 individual joints combined into one awesome joint. It is a similar roll to the cross joint, however, where the two smaller joints enter at opposite sides, 2 more joints do the same at a 90 degree angle.
Once all 5 end's are light, one is to spin the joint slowly so that the ends rotate, and look like a windmill.

Peterson: Hey man, what you smoking??
Jefferson: A windmill man...
Peterson: Sick one, gives a drag!
Jefferson: Here...
Peterson: It's F***ing awesome!!

by MashMaster December 15, 2010


WindMill

The sexual act of winding up your cock and then releasing it as you cum.

Guy 1: Bro i did the Windmill last night if was like a kinked hose getting unkinked!
Guy 2: Oh yeah thats cool i think.

by Goosd August 19, 2022