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An operating system that is produced by Microsoft. It is widely hated by people who think it is cool to use Linux, when they are in fact just pathetic losers with no life looking for attention. In fact, many of these individuals run Lindows, a version of Linux which makes use of several Windows features.
Good job, morons.
Linux User: I hate Windows, because it is the cool thing to do.
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The worst operating system in the world, that steals most of it's ideas from Mac OS X. Windows does not work, crashes, freezes, and just plain sucks dick.
Jay: Hey I bought Windows Vista today.
Matt: HAHAHA, Funniest joke I've heard all week!
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A graphical user interface using the mouse as well as keyboard for common user tasks.
X-Windows, which is compatible with Macintosh, BSD, Linux, Solaris, and other Operating Systems.
Also, Microsoft Windows, which is not compatable with anything, not even other versions of itself.
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The prototype for the Doomsday operating system called Microsoft Skynet(tm), which became self-aware six weeks after it was released.
The movie Terminator is just a warning to all those who use Windows as their operating system.
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1) Those things on your wall that you can open an see through.
2) The worst operating system ON EARTH.
1) WHOA! Look through the window!
2) Windows = windblows = windSUCK
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a great operating system.
for gaming.
...that's it.
in all seriousness, windows is a perfect OS for people like you.
dude: did you hear, man?! they released the new xbox!!!
dude2: really? what's it called? what kinda processor? details!!
dude: Xbox XP with a 3.2 GHz Intel Pentium 4!!1!!1! lol pwned!!
dude2: that sounds a lot like a standard gaming PC with windows
dude: no man, it's so much better! omgwtfbbq!!!111!
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Best OS ever concieved. Beats linux with tux's own severed fin and makes Macintosh OS look rotten. Windows NT technology is a major step in technological advancement. Windows XP lets me play all my games and music and other media, and everything else with ease. People who dislike Windows and bash it are probably using Windows, so they should stfu. Those who do not use Windows and bash it are stupid rebels with little reason not to use it other than to be able to say "LINUX FOREVERS!" even though linux is actually a peice of shit comparable to Windows 98, only without the ability to play games that cant be emulated using a shitty program known as Wine.
Windows rocks. It lets me do everything I want with ease. People who dislike Windows and say it sucks need to STFU and download it already.
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