barley wine

A sweet, hoppy, strong beer brewed for real beer lovers. Barley "wine" simply refers to the high alcohol content, although Philistines often assume barley wine is wine and not beer. Apparently, these people think barley is a kind of grape. Often prefixed with the word "old".

Two guys share a special barley wine moment together:

Guy 1: How's your Old Numbskull?

Guy 2: You have to be more specific.

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Swine Wine

The elixir of pre-packaged, cheap Franzia box 'o wine wine often found at questionable college parties. The bag is held above the drinker's head while they drink. The term is derived from the fact that the bag is passed around the room, allowing everyone's lips to touch the bag. Thus, the germs are transfered to the wine.

Ed: "Joe slapped a bag of that swine wine last night"
Mike: "I heard he's in the health center with swine flu"
Ed: "Yeah that's what you get when you drink swine wine"

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getto wine

Another name for kool-aid.

Me and my girl are going to make some getto wine.

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wine sipa

One who enjoys drinking wine for no reason at all other than to be cool infront of chicks who think wine makes you sophisticated.

Damn, hes a wine sipa?

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Dutty Wine

A dance orignated in Jamaica where you move your legs in a butterfly motion and swing your head around,it looks really good if you know how to do it

Yooo look at those fine Jamaican girls doin da Dutty Wine!

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port wine

a portuguese muted red wine with about 20% vol. alc. gets better with time spent in the bottle.

ted: i like my port wine how i like my girls.
fred: ?
ted: i.e. sweet, red, muted and aged for twenty years

electric wine

Wine laced with LSD

Casey didn't know the wine in his kitchen was really electric wine. Little did he know the surprise he was in for.