alaskan wipe

when a young alaskan has to excreate feces in the middle of the snow with nothing to cleanse his rectum with but a snowy handfull to wipe with

this moring jillo was out smoking a stog when a massive shit came apon him and he had to use the alaskan wipe to make up for the toliet paper loss

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wet wipes

Made by the Kimberly-Clark Corporation, a health and hygiene company. Made popular by Cam'ron's song "Wet Wipes" off of "Killa Season". Apparently their stock has rocketed since the rapper's song gained recognition.

Implied for the use of cowardly people, or "pussies".
Also, for the females to clean themselves. I assume if they stank.

Let my muscles show, cause I'm like Russell Crowe
Beautiful mind, took his bitch, hustle hoe
That was her boo, yes sir true
But I collect the chicken, call me Purdue
His ex wife, a new sex life
But ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check it, go get ya wet wipes

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jank wipe

a wipe that cleans up janky shit

dude, this is nasty and ghetto we need a jank wipe to clean this shit up

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Tar Wipes

When one drops a nasty, sticky defection with fecal viscosity that has the consistency of roofing tar. Tar Wipes require multiple wipes and an inordinate amount of toilet paper to clean up.

Frank: Wow Brahhhhh! You were in the crapper a long time. What gives?
Carl: I shouldn't have went to that all you can eat Indian Curry Buffet last night. My bung hole is burning and I got the damn Tar Wipes. Clean the stall out of both rolls of toilet paper and I still feel a little wet and greasy down there like I need a quick rewipe.

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the Recycler's Wipe

the act of unreeling, but not detaching, a section of toilet paper, utilizing the section for a necessary task, then rolling the section back on to the roll.

Clay saw that there was very little toilet paper left in the bathroom. Being quite considerate, Clay did the recycler's wipe to insure the next person to need toilet paper would not be left without.

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Baby Wipe

The act of placing a crisp dollar bill on the palm of one's hand and wiping a Strippy's puss with it as if you were wiping a baby's ass.

Yo did you see Nick "Baby Wipe" that strippy last night at Gua Gua's?

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Alabama Wipe

Usually happens at work or out in public, you shit in such a way dry shit-tickets (toilet paper) alone won't clean up after the party. So spit on a stack of shit-tickets and wipe your ass. Repeat as needed untill clean.

I shit at work today I had to "Alabama Wipe" after wards. Bombed the fuck out of that shit closet.