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To be struck by a diamond bullet means:
An abrupt or immediate recognition of an idea;
A realization of a big idea that happens almost instantaneously;
Reaching an understanding about a concept or concepts that are very complex and/or extremely difficult to understand;
Moment of clarity;
Revelation
from "Apocalypse Now" (film by Francis Ford Coppola)
"I've seen the horror. Horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that, but you have no right to judge me . It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face, and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and mortal terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies t o be feared. They are truly enemies.
I remember when I was with Special Forces--it seems a thousand centuries ago--we went into a camp to inoculate it. The children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for polio, and this old man came running after us, and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went there, and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile--a pile of little arms. And I remember...I...I...I cried, I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out, I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it, I never want to forget. And then I realized--like I was shot...like I was shot with a diamond...a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought, "My God, the genius of that, the genius, the will to do that." Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they could stand that--these were not monsters, these were men, trained cadres, these men who fought with their hearts, who have families, who have children, who are filled with love--that they had this strength, the strength to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men, then our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral and at the same time were able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling, without passion, without judgment--without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us."
~ Colonel Kurtz played by Marlon Brando
"Penn Says"
“That’s the wonderful about art is that you can have that perspective shift…When I first saw ‘Last Tango in Paris’, it was just about the young woman in it and she was naked…and I didn’t even notice Brando, Brando was not even in the movie. Then I saw it about 10 years later…the woman in it meant a lot less to me…all of a sudden, Brando, I started listening to what he was saying, and I was amazed at what a great actor he was. And some of the stuff sounded really profound and really important and I understood it….When I was forty, I saw ‘Last Tango in Paris again, and every word Brando said was to quote another Brando line, like a diamond bullet. It was like a documentary of the inside of my head, and yeah, the woman was there, but man, everything was there.”
~ Penn Jillette
http://crackle.com/c/Penn_Says/A_New_Perspective/2441200
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A notebook that mostly girls use to "track" shit and write down things for school. There are calendars and trackers for things that don't need to be tracked. And since the girls that make the cute little headings and titles are addicted to doing that, they take their disease and bring it to school and make their notes all cutesy when they don't need to be. They use Midliners for it, polaroids, countless pens and pencils, and a ruler.
... i say this shit, but I actually have one myself. it's pretty addiciting.
P1: OMG I LOVE YOUR BULLET JOURNAL!! WHERE DID YOU GET IT?!?!?
P2: Amazon.
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Simply put - a tampon.
Name given due to a tampon's striking familiarity with the bullet shape.
Wife: "Honey, can you get me some vagina bullets while you're down the store? And please don't get super-sized ones in a vain attempt to make the checkout chick think you have a huge cock."
Husband: (awkward silence)
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Nervousness with a touch of dread.
I started sweating bullets when my wife found my porno collection.
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Sexual special-move performed by a male. Involves pre-jacking, unbeknownst to the receiver- preferably in another room. The aim is to ejaculate on the receiver or their belongings before they know what's happening. Proper execution requires even amounts of skill, patience, concentration and stealth.
Subject A is reading a book outside.
Subject B notices from inside and commences pre-jacking.
Once Subject B is about to ejaculate, he quickly and quietly moves toward Subject A and unleashes the Belgian bullet.
Subject A never gets to find out what happened on page 156, and upon returning to the library is forced to pay a fine.
Subject B, victorious, begins the search for a new partner.
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The "Bulgarian Bullet" is a term for a very specific style of beer pong shot. The Bulgarian Bullet is a shot so straight that it often causes cups to tips over due to its force. Not to be confused with the "Fastball" shot, the Bulgarian Bullet is both a lot straighter and faster. Depending on the length of the table and the skill of the user the Bulgarian Bullet can be a fatal flaw or an unrelenting adversary. The term was first used by one Jake Midden (aka Jake the Snake) to describe the shooting style of his Bulgarian friend and beer pong partner Plamen Chakov.
Oh shit man! Did you see Plamen knock over the last cup with that Bulgarian Bullet?
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