Wonky Rocket

When you arent sure of the origin of an ice lolly, but you want to lick it anyway.

"Phwoar Nigel! Giz a lick of that wonky rocket then or what?"

wonky bucks

when you make so much money that you can pay your friends 100k and still have over 500k for yourself

Hey bro, the Chinese deal went through! From here on out I'll be making them wonky bucks.