the wooden horse is a triangular prism normally set up on legs. (not actual human legs) The person being tortured is to straddle the horse. Since the wooden triangular prism is set on the legs so the edge faces upward, the person straddling the horse experiences immense pain and could be left with permanent damage. This is commonly used as a type of torture in BDSM.
"Wooden horse torture turns me on."
"That's really kinky!!"
An individual who is attempting to be a gold digger, but has mistakenly targeted a charlatan.
“Damn, that dumb ass ho bag wooden nickel digger gunna be real disappointed when that shitbag, pseudo-lawyer hands her Soviet era toilet paper to wipe that cum off her chin.
a wooden chair would often be compared to someone named avery.
katie: hey, you kinda look like a wooden chair!
avery: me?
katie: yeah u kinda do
to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.
Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.
to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.
Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.
an obsession commonly obsessed over by milkybar kid lookalikes blinded by their own quirkiness and see nothing in the world but artisan bakeries and authentically made sunflower cushions and are like to be found with their up their own backside
dyou know that albert kid i walked in on him whispering secrets and poems into his vast collection of wooden boxes