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When stupid people from small, underpopulated states wind up at good universities because of quota policies that demand acceptance of a certain number of applicants from each state.
Julie got into Harvard because of the Wyoming effect.
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used in the rural west, this term refers to a female riding in the back of a pickup truck flashing here boobs for truckers to see.
I was driving down I-80 and saw several Wyoming Salutes.
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A small town in Western Wyoming where good, honest folk live, where cattle outnumber humans, and where there's a cop for every 52 residents. The Younger Pinedalian Crowd's nights are spent at Bonfires, Parties, Or on the Backroads. While the Older Folk usually stay home, or go to the Barmuda Triangle (three bars in a triangle on Pine Street). If you're not from Pinedale chances are you'll think its boring and lame, But if you are a Pinedalian then You understand why its the Coolest Fucking Place in the world.
Pinedale, Wyoming is legit. Period.
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Because Wyoming does not exist, a Thursday in Wyoming can't exist due to the transitive property of equality. Therefore, a Wyoming Thursday is a date that doesn't exist.
Person 1 "My work schedule is weird, they have me coming in for the 31st of November"
Person 2 "Bet they have you in for Wyoming Thursday as well"
The act ramming huge piles of snow down a person's throat to simulate the act of drowning, similar to waterboarding.
Jimmy wouldn't tell me what I wanted to know, so I had Phil wyoming waterboard him till he talked.
Matt was acting like a tool so we have him a wyoming waterboard to change his attitude.
“Wyoming” is supposedly the 44th state of the US. With an alleged 2008 population of just over 500,000 people, it is seen as a quiet and relatively peaceful country-esque vibe. However, do not be fooled but the textbooks, Wyoming does not exist. There is a temporal oddity under active investigation by “ Der Dummkopf” agents as once state lines have been crossed, agents are sent to seemingly the early 1800s Montana. Taking a look at surveys of over 20,000 people per every major city in the US, subjects have reported that about 0.02% of the population knows anyone from “Wyoming” or has “family” that lives there. Those that say they are from there have been investigated and found to be intimately connected with the NSA’s propaganda department. Furthermore, bank records trails suggest a cover-up op to deter investigators of the conspiracy from seeing direct payments for these services, often disguised as simple jobs under private and public companies’ names. Geological experiments conducted by the agency have so far been impossible as once proper precaution is taken to bypass the temporal ring formed at the state lines, it has been discovered that an empty black void is all that exists beyond. To date, 17 researchers have fallen into the void, unable to be retrieved and presumed dead.
Log Entry #107 Excerpt by Dr. Arschkrieker:
“It is impossible to determine the nature of the void that citizens consider ‘Wyoming’ due to inability to traverse it while also bypassing the temporal ring... attempts to pass drones or F-seed personnel connected to Ariadne’s thread is met with temporal traversal and irreversible assimilation into the void, respectively... When my assistant peered in without fully going in, she could not feel anything, so the anomalous void has physical effects, yet no physical form... Suggestions of dark matter have been made, but current understanding believes it cannot react with regular matter in a fashion like the assimilation we observe... truly the existence of Wyoming is false... but whatever lies in that space instead... is uncertain.”
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Boring little school that is the poster child of 'the middle of nowhere.' The only four year place of higher education (if you want to call it education) in the state. Pros: has a beautiful view, is the state with the second most beautiful girls in the country, has a long term parking lot, there's a Wal-Mart. Cons: Cowboys, Cowboy attitude, lack of culture/class, lack of parking space, there's a Wal-Mart.
Me: "I hate this town, with a passion."
If you don't have the 'Cowboy attitude' at the University of Wyoming, you are generally ignored. If you have any sort of taste/class/culture you may be subject to threats of physical violence.
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