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A failing attempt on Yahoo Answers to try to get people to conform to organized religions, the Government, Corporations and cultural norms. They intend to try to turn us into robots by using rewards and punishments for obedience and disobedience. Unfortunately its been a real fail considering people are leaving, and others who get suspended dont come back.
1. Usually the best answer voted if you dont choose one is the most offensive answer criticizing you for not being enough of a conformist.
2. Questions and answers are deleted if they dont really align with the opinions of the sponsored Organized religion, social norms, Political philosophy or Corporate philosophies.
3. Questions are deleted if they criticize any organized religion, culture, government, or economic system.
4. Pro-hierarchy answers are always given thumbs up, no matter how rude they are, while anti-hierarchy answers are given thumbs down no matter how truthful.
5. The only people left on YA are all pro-hierarchy rightwings.
Yahoo Answers conformist Conspiracies have made it impossible for individuals to be themselves. Thats why every time you hang out in R&S, you are gonna be attacked for not following some official RW theology.
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Someone who takes every comment a person makes literally, no matter how obvious a troll/joker he is.
Guy 1: Dude, why won't you share your cake with me?
Guy 2: Because you're Jewish. *obviously joking with his snickering*
Guy 1: OMG! RACIST! YOU ARE WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WORLD YOU NAZI!
Guy 2: ...dude, don't be a Yahoo! Answers poster.
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Simply dirty jokes along with many other puns on similar words that seem harmless at first but turned in quite a different way ... Another popular one that has gotten around is : Hey baby, wanna come to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til i google all over your facebook? ...
You will need to use your dirty mind to figure out the true meaning to these.
Mike: Youtube MySpace and I'll Google your Yahoo
Abby: get lost mike ... before I mace you ...
Mike: well how about you come to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til i google all over your facebook?
Abby: ew mike your such a pervert
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An expression if one of your porfiles in one site is threatened to be hacked up fa sho.
scottk6 : Yo, Teh_1337man! I'ma gonna hack your damned profile!!
Teh_1337man : Youtube MySpace and I'll Google your Yahoo!
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A sexual term for computer nerds
Hey baby, Ill Youtube your Myspace if you Google my Yahoo
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from a guest post in a yahoo story:
You know how you are reading a yahoo story? You see a headline that looks interesting, it talks about some amazing new find... discovery... 2 headed baby... but there is no picture. So much fail, from this day forward I will only refer to failure as yahooing.
"How did you do on that Latin test?" "Terrible, I think I yahooed it."
When ur friend leaves his laptop unattended so you set his browser homepage to Yahoo instead of Google.
When John left to go to the washroom, I gave his internet browser the ol' Yahoo Switcharoo.