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Dude's pants were so tight he was smuggling yo yo's
It means quit sagging. Seriously guys, nobody wants to see your underwear.
Edward: *has his shorts all the way down to his knees*
Thomas, visibly disgusted: Edward, please. Show yo gains, not yo Hanes.
A cotton picking yo yo is a person eats lunchable pizzas and eats carrot cake on the reg
Look there in the bushes it’s a cotton picking yo yo
A slimy, viscous string of nose cheese, the consistency of craft glue or thick maple syrup, that has a pleasantly elastic quality to it, allowing you to bounce it up and down from the end of your finger like a yo-yo. Best experienced only with close friends and family, not suitable for parties or somber gatherings.
This cold has me knocked out, but at least I got some good snot yo-yos to show for it.