Gonna bang you like a screen door in a hurricane

I'm going to fuck you like crazy

I'm gonna bang you like a screen door in a hurricane!

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i wanna bang you like a screen door

To bang someone like a screen door means to have sex with them, but hard, rough, playful sex.(lots of moaning ;))

*usually said to a girl from the guy*

Baby, i wanna bang you like a screen door!

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national tell eleanor you like her day

know an eleanor? tell her you like her

sup eleanor i like you because its national tell eleanor you like her day

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if you don't like that, you don't like girls

if you don't like whatever the other person says, you don't like girls.

Johnny - How's my new haircut

Ted - If you don't like that, you don't like girls.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning?

An efficient pick up line to filter out Millennials

Hey sweet cheeks, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

Fuck you asshole, I'm vegan

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how do you like your eggs in the morning?

the best pick up line that one could use; pairs especially well with a black beret, will get you the girl

hi i’m date mike. pleased to meet me. how do you like your eggs in the morning?

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what a drag to love you like I do

its painful how someone can love another without them knowing

what a drag to love you like I do *sighs*

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