If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measure

If you didn't make the child and didn't get the pleasure of making them, you don't have to take care of them.

Adult: When you grow up you should become a teacher, the kindergarteners really like you
Teen: If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measures

You Won't Do It!!

When someone claims to do something you must yell anoyingly "YOU WON'T DO IT!", then if they do it you gotta be like "OH SHIT THEY DONE DID IT!" Oh yeah and sound retarded

Brian "I'm gonna mushroom print you"

Ethan "You won't do it!!"

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you wouldnt do it

A phrase made popular in the western suburbs of Melbourne, Australia around late 2005-2006. Used push someone into doing something silly, occasionally when they are drunk.

Person 1: "I cant do it boys i just cant"
Person 2: "you wouldnt do it"
person 1 does it.

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how do you want to do this?

Mathew Mercer's famous line when a PC gets the final hit on a powerful foe. Allowing the player to decide how cool the final attack looks.

"Ok, How do you want to do this?" Asked Mercer the Merciless . Player in a shakey voice that grows more confident as they speak."I stand between my unconscious ally and swing with all my strength as it comes towards me aiming for the head." Mercer "With that, the cursed blade you wield slices through the skull of the beast in a downward slash. Straight through the neck and spine. Upon doing so the beast lands with a side of its skull on either side of your feet. As you look down you can see the even in death the blood boils as the brains start to bubble and burn."

you can't do that

a statement used before the classic;
THIS DICK!, or DIS DICK!

'excuse me, you can't do that'
'do what?'
'THIS DICK!'

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Do you

1. acting in a way that satisfies you, not caring at all about what others think nor about your actions and/or consequences

2. following your heart

3. possibly the best advice you can give anyone when they have a dilemma

Do you--when my friend asked me whether he should hang out with the boys or his girl, I told him to do you.

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You do what you want when you poppin

Once an individual reaches a certain point in life the individual can now do what they want, when they want, where they want. With no restraints.

"Why did you think it was ok to do such a thing"
"You do what you want when you poppin"

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