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When you think your Zoom conference is on mute and you fart..... But you realize you forgot to mute...
I was totally on a work Zoom and blasted one... Thought I was muted.. Wasn't... Total Zoom Boom
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a zoom meeting is an online meeting which is a useless way of communicating with your classmates and teachers that do nothing but torture and pressure you. also, it is more shittier than being in school irl since you get distracted easily and the teacher will call you out even when in a zoom meeting with all your classmates.
I hate zoom meetings, I hated it so much that I had to come up with an excuse to leave.
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Basically, you crap in your pants.
I thought I was going to have gas but I made a boom zoom.
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Because of the COVID pandemic in 2020, all schools switched over to a business meeting app called "Zoom" to teach. Note that the app also lets you turn off your camera, microphone, and 90% of the time the teacher doesn't give a shit what you're doing anyways. This was CLEARLY a great idea.
Grandma: How was school, sonny?
Graduate: I'm glad I learned nothing this year on Zoom University!
When you have nothing on from the waste down while attending an online zoom meeting. You could be wearing a button up with a tie for instance and have your balls dangling. All good though. The camera can’t see it and you look classy and dialed in as far as the viewers are concerned
Man....these zoom meetings are getting old. Thank god I just go with the zoom suit. Makes the whole work day a lot more tolerable.
When you get caught jerking off on a zoom call.
He totally got caught Zoom Toobin while he was on a work meeting.
When everyone is shooting up but you’re smoking the horse. Turn your fucken mute off. Read the Zoom, mate