vadge badger

A tattoo artist who specializes in Vadge Tats or piercings near the Vadge area.

Susan, "Hey Sally what are you doing this weekend?"
Sally, "Going to the Vadge Badger to get my Vadge Badged."

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Honey Badger

The Chuck Norris of the animal kingdom. No bigger or faster animal ever gives the honey badger crap. If they did, that animal wouldn't have the chance to regret it.

When the Tasmanian devil goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for the honey badger.

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Sea Badger

Elusive Marine Rodent, inhabits the shores of Devon and Cornwall. Hunted by many, caught by few.

I do believe i just saw a Sea Badger Jenkins.

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nesting badger

you place your genitals in a bowl of fruit position, then proceed to rub your landing strip on a girls face

i gave lori the nesting badger and it chaffed her face

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fat badger

To persire profusely.
To have excessively moist gonads due to heat, humidity or excercise, causing great discomfort.

Bloody hell,
it's hot in here?
i'm sweating like a Fat Badger!

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Thats the Badger

Saying to point out someting that is totally correct

*James points out car i was on about without knowing the name*

I reply Thats the Badger

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Badger Cake

Dish created by one BadgerTom for the purposes of Extreme Munch Satisfaction or E.M.S as it is affectionately known!

A Badger cake is a 3 tiered melted cheese sandwich with lots of cheese and not much bread!

Then either a can of baked beans or some tomato ketchup and soy sauce is covered over it after it comes out of the microwave!

Serves one.