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Barney's boobs are very sexual bouncy objects on Barney
Hey Barney's boobs are so big I could slide on them!
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1.) Massachusetts Congressman and chairman of the House Financial Services committee.
2.) Miserable cocksucker who never takes responsibility for anything that goes wrong, even though he was supposed to be in charge of the oversight for Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.
3.) A guy whose speech is fucking impossibly hard to understand.
Dude#1: Did you hear that Barney Frank is all up on the auto industry's dick about this bailout?
Dude#2: I heard him on TV but I couldn't understand a fucking word he said.
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Someone who has achieved great success in business, athletics, and personal relationships and has been a great inspiration to many people. Someone who advises their admirers by saying that success is a state of mind and that there are no limits to success. Someone who seems like a bold risk-taker but doesn't do anything because doing things gets you fired. Someone who has dared to go past the possible all of their life, even further than the impossible, to the place where the possible and impossible meet to become the possimpible. Someone who goes even further than the possimpible to achieve the impossimpible. Someone who tells everyone that everything and nothing is possimpible. Someone who has both creativity and vision, visativity.
A guy who is awesome does not sing songs about themselves becuase that would be really lame. Someone who has many admirers, one of whom sings a song about them as they all think that he is awesome.
Someone who is awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awesome. Awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome.............
OMG, that really awesome guy has a playbook. He must be a Barney Stinson.
Ted: Barney-
Barney Stinson: This isn't barney. But I hear that guy's awesome.
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Can mean many things. It is typically used to describe something the government fucks up, and can also be used to describe government taxing you up the ass. In Massachusetts you are expected just to bend over and take it, thus being Barney Frank'd.
I just payed my taxes in Massachusetts and I've really gotten Barney Frank'd this year.
Fannie May and Freddie Mac really got Barney Frank'd.
Wow, the DMV was such a pain in the ass. I got Barney Frank'd so bad I could swear Barney Frank himself had bent me over anf fucked me in the ass.
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Taking a shit into a condom, freezing it, then, when frozen, using it like a dildo to fuck either yourself or someone else.
"I got so lonely last night, I barney'd myself"
"I bet those two fags are on their way to make some frozen barney's right now"
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a fake ass juffalo who thinks he's the shit. Ain't nothing but a fuck boy
you aint nothing but a barney alexander, aint never getting any cotton candy!