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A male that is obsessed with compensating for their extremely small penis
Man, Tom is such a Captain Big Dick why doesnt he just get cancer already.
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When one has an ego the size of Texas, he (most often a self-appointed Alpha male) will make bold, rash statements regarding actions he claims to have the ability to do or perform. A vast majority of the time said SAAM (Self-Appointed Alpha Male) will be speaking through his large, overcompensating ego and will be come delusional during such statements.
70 Impala350: Did you hear that red bike went 8.66 last night at GLD?
Hatchmaster: I will straight knock his dick off, I am all that is man. Now bow before your king.
70 Impala350: Whoa man, I think you have some big dick syndrome going on.
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A man with an inhumanly large genital member. To qualify for this name you have these: 1.) A penis of 6 or more inches 2.) The thickness of a large cucumber, pickle, zuchini or some other green cylindrical vegetable 3.) A mass of veins (veinage) 4.) A wrinkly nutsack that claps against your thighs as you penetrate vagina
Once heard in the Project Pat song "Dis Bitch, Dat Hoe" feat. Ludacris
Girl 1: Hey Chanel!!! Did you and Kano get freaky last night?
Girl 2: OMFG!!! Yes we did, he's a fuckin animal...My walls stretched like 3 inches
Girl 1:....Dear god and everything that is holy....
Girl 2: Yes Kevin is a Big Dick Monster!!!
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Girl 1: Could fuck him or least hold his monstrosity in hands and stare at its beauty as if its a mythical beast
Girl 2: ....Bitch No!!! That dick got my smell on it, I marks my territory!
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When you mix pineapple juice and monster
Kyle: BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK
jovan: dAmN I wish I had big dick energy like Kyle
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A sex act typically performed deep in Colts country, where the guy lines up behind his girl, positioning himself squarely behind her, but instead of entering her, she straddles his dick, rocking back and forth on her heels with fingertips down on the ground, until his big dick cums all over her tits.
Big Dick Manning ;) A man whose dick is bigger than his high-school football trophy.
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Similar to storm alerts, this term is used when it is merley suspected that a male prospect has a large penis, more evidence would be considered a "warning". Unlike storm alerts, a warning is highly regarded as a positive finding.
Girl 1: Well, we haven't boned yet but we were grinding on the dance floor and I have to issue a Big Dick Watch!
Girl 2: That's awesome, hopefully a warning is issued by the weekend!
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Doesn’t matter what your name is. The average penis is 5.16 inches long. If your dick is bigger than that, your name is big dick Dave. Girth can be up to 4.59 inches for an erect penis. Most common names of big dick Dave’s are Sam’s Adam’s Matt’s and Trevor’s and daddy.
Man I had a great time with big dick Dave last night.
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