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Jason

Jason is so god-like you can't stare at him without your retinas burning.
A sexy beast of unnatural proportions.

A lover of women.

A Magician.

"Look at that Prince of Perfection.. that Jason..."

by blanketyblanket March 30, 2021

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jason

Jason's are complicated people, they may confuse you but really when you get to know them they aren't hard to figure out. Jaosn will care about you no matter what, he's the type of guy to listen and understand your problems, he's a guy so he's not so great with the whole period thing but he will help you any way he can. Jason's are kind, smart, Loving, and strong guys they have wonderful personalitys and a heart of gold. They can be princesses sometimes especially when they don't look good, you will be the first one to hear about it. I know a Jason, he doesn't fail to put a smile on my face, he makes me happy and even though he's not always on his phone he tries to talk to me whenever he has the chance, he's never made me sad on purpose. Jaosn's are the perfect boyfriends, they don't care about looks which is a breathe of fresh air. Jaosn's are good kissers but they're not cocky about it. They don't try hard to get girls they just do because Jaosn's are polite, hot, and charming guys. You will never find a better guy so when you get your hands on a Jaosn, I suggest you never let him go, you will regret it the moment you do.

I met this really sweet guy, Jason and I don't think I have ever felt this way about a guy before, he gives me a feeling like no one else can.

by To Jay July 13, 2017

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jason

Jason is the type of guy who knows what he wants. He is so kind. He loves his girlfriend or crush. And he is loyal. Anyone who has a Jason in their lives should considered themselves lucky. He will always care and knows how to take a joke

Girl: whos that (hair color)(example) Red headed boy
Boy: oh thats Jason
Girl: hes cute i wanna be his gf๐Ÿ’œ

by That stupid child May 30, 2019

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jason

Jason is one of a kind dude. He loves attention. Women love his big dick. Wowen always fall in love and they sit on it. One guy in this world we all know that doesnt take viagra ans fucks and sucks all night. Ladies kryptonite. Oh and he loves bitches with bagging bodys and big tits.

Girl 1: Girl is that Jason the fuck machine
Girl 2: omg jason is a fucker
Girl 3: that Jason loves threesomes

by Fucks and sucks February 19, 2020

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jason

A whimsical ferret's foot.

Jason's a very smart person.

by s;jdf;lajasfas May 8, 2020

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jason

The most fucking sexiest man alive

I love jason so much

by Swedishday September 19, 2017

18๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jason

a man who carries a machete and uses a hockey mask to hide his messed up face

Jason from Friday the 13th

by darkseeker July 21, 2011

26๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž