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graham & mallory

Cutest couple on the mf planet.

God, look at Graham & mallory. I want to be in a relationship just like theirs.

by Hey_hey_ June 26, 2017


Mallory golden

Mallory is soft,
A sort of soft that sends my soul aloft.
Looks that stun me every time she is near
Lover that if it were to disappear

Or break my heart, there’d be many a tear
Right by your side is where I long to be.

You are the world to me.

Hay Mallory Golden I doubt you’ll see this but it’s probably for the best.

“Comunra the country poet

by Comunra(countrypoet)😔😘 October 30, 2019


The Mallory Effect

When a man dates Mallory for a few weeks or months then when she tries to break up with the man they suddenly love her.

Mallory: Ugh, I tried to break up with him, it wasn't even serious, and he just claims that he "loves me!!"

Friend: It's the Mallory effect!!!

by coocoo bop December 10, 2020


Pulling a Mallory

Being in a cunty mood. Dismissive. Irritable in a passive-aggressive way.

Jeez, Clarissa is of a mood today, isn't she?
Yeah, she's pulling a Mallory.

by George the Cub March 28, 2020


mallory jones

An absolute stanky individual. Her long slender toes resemble that of a 12 year old boys hand. She is quite frightening when you first meet her but slowly she will warm with loads of forced cuddle times. She could put ben and jerrys out of service with her never ending ice cream addiction. Finally, she is an astounding 3am pad thai chef. Has an aversion to meat loaf following a severe disruption to her stomach pH.

That mallory jones, gagged smelling the meat loaf again.

by smmatta September 23, 2021


Mallory eisler

Mallory eisler is beautiful smart and encouraging she has the biggest heart and if you are a very lucky person you will meet a Mallory eisler she is delicate tho she has trust issues and abandonment issues so be kind to her because she is the best

Wow Mallory eisler that woman really helped me

by Lovebug369 March 16, 2020


Mallory Bewley

the best person in the world

someone nice but a little weird and a bit crazy but still not that many boys like her but i do she is someone that is hard to live without she will always and forever be special

- someone

I love that Mallory Bewley

by dog dogs doggos June 13, 2018