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A "porquitchona".
- That girl is really Vanessa.
- You are right! She is a real porquitchona!
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Basic as FUCKKKKKKK. Lives off of pumpkin spice latte's and unicorn dick.
Drinks fireball because it's the "cool thing" to do. Badass chicks drinks whiskey.
Dreams of getting married on December 29th even though she bitches about the cold.
Will one day realize that Jeff & Vince are God's amongst men.
Vanessa: Hey, let's go to Starbucks and wear leggings with Uggs!
Whitney: OMG YES. We are so basic!
Vanessa: Take a picture! Hashtag yay us, basic white girls, Starbucks, bye, like, what
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Hecka hot girl with brown hair. She's really annoying and says shut up every time you call her pretty.
Boy: Hey you look really pretty today
Vanessa: Shut up
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Vanessa is very Funny and makes you smile when you see her. She is super intelligent, shy, kind and full of fun things to do. And smart she gets A's and B's on exams and report cards. But she has a favorite friend but its not you. She can also be a dork but shes a good friend. Any boy would fall in love with her even though she doesn't realize.
Vanessa is the most Friendly, and sasy at the same time, friend.
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Amazing friend, keeps secrets, trust worthy, gets yo party starteeddddddddd
Person 1- I'm bored.
Vanessa walks in
(Everyone dances on tables and ceilings)
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Vanessa - A mega babe, a 20/10 chance she’ll break your heart. Beautiful brown eyes. Makeup looks flawless. Either is a great mother or would make a great mother. Smaller than petite, usually tiny enough to fit her in your pocket. Pulls off Brixton hats. Famously great at decorating. Idolizes Stevie Nicks. Excellent arguing skills. Funniest person you’ll ever met. Won’t marry you because she’s “marrying Steven Tyler”. Worth the headache because she really is ‘fantastic’. You’ll never meet anyone like her.
I’m going to ask Vanessa to sign a prenup before the wedding.
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Vanessa is a pretty girl and is very smart
Usually when she is tired she gets horny
She is taken for granted
She is not like other girls
Friend 1: Wow Vanessa is freaky
Friend 2: Vanessa is different than others
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