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In certain cases when douche chill cannot convey the extreme amount of doucheyness that has just occurred.
John: Jane get under the desk.
Jane: The last guy that asked me to do that got fired for sexual harassment.
Observer 1: douche chill
Observer 2: douche freeze
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When it's below 32 degrees farenheit or 0 degrees celsius.
John: "Dude, it's cold as fuck out here."
Randy: "What does the thermostat say?"
John: "2 degrees."
Randy: "Holy shit! It's below freezing!"
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When a drunk guy gets all amped up to go talk to some chicks in a bar, walks over, physically interrupts their conversation and doesn't say a thing to them after. Meanwhile his buddies are laughing/cringing from across the room.
Brock crashed and burned last night, invented a new pick-up move called the Mr. Freeze that is guaranteed to fail. Blamed it on the crondo.
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A state where your mind simply blanks and does not work.
Looking at the copier, I suffered from acute brain freeze, as I could not differentiate between stack, group, etc., eventhough I had copied things numerous times.
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A rare case in which residents who reside in New Mexico suffer from.
If you drink/eat something cold and then throw it away while there is still something left because you had a "brain freeze", the next time you drink/eat something cold, you will have a heart freeze.
There has only been once case so far of a heart freeze.
A heart freeze cannot be transmitted sexually, orally, or by touch.
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Any skinny girl who is perpetually cold, no matter the temperature of the environment
"Amy, you are such a freeze baby, its 90 degrees out and you are still cold!"
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Drinking a cold beverage so fast that your heart feels like it's freezing.
Nick finally experienced a heart freeze.
Alyssa laughed.
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