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Louisiana pearl - sex act and/or prank;
1. When a male allows only the tip and bulbus end of his penis to show while floating in murkey or swampy water.
2. Also can be done in a bath tub, but must have foamy bulbbles to hide your body.
"Hey dude, I'm going to go take the girls down to the lake and look for Louisiana pearls." Meanwhile you would have sent another one of your guy friends (preferably a virgin) down to the lake early to hide in the water. Only to have the girls find the pearl and give it a good tug.
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A small redneck town in Northern Louisiana. Population: 118. Mostly made up of gas stations and churches.
I got AIDS in Downsville, Louisiana.
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The large and attractive posterior of an attractive, yet easy individual, who has sexual intentions.
"Damn, check out Luaren's Louisiana Purchase! You just know it's big, it's cheap, and she wants you to take advantage of it."
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Louisiana Turnbuckle
When a woman wears tight panties and her wet pussy lips hang out over the sides looking as damp as the Bayou.
Man, I got her home last night and noticed her Louisiana Turnbuckle. Damn thing was so bad it looked like a crawfish was climbing out of there.
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Where you pay a hooker one dollar and get all the services for just a buck.
I went to vegas and and paid for the louisiana purchase a sweet deal indeed.
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The act in which a male is receiving a handjob from a female whose choice of lubricant is Tabasco sauce.
Girl: "I'm at the grocery store, do you need anything?"
Guy: "Grab some Tobasco, I'm looking forward to that Louisiana Rub tonight."
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A rude sexual manouvre performed after many cans of Coors Light.
Louisiana Piledriver .... Alright. So you take your sister/cousin, flip them upside down in your arms...shove your dick down their throat then jump up in the air and hit the ground on your ass so your dick goes into their stomach.
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